In an ambitious effort to tackle the burgeoning issue of avian fatigue, the Riga City Council revealed plans on Monday to introduce 'Paizies' zones—mandatory napping areas for the city's hard-pressed pigeon population. This groundbreaking initiative has been described as the first of its kind in pigeon welfare policies across Europe.

The decision comes after a comprehensive study conducted by the University of Jurmala's Department of Ornithological Affairs, which found that over 65% of urban pigeons are suffering from extreme exhaustion due to relentless touring schedules around Old Town, endless park appearances, and an ever-increasing demand for impromptu fly-past performances at local weddings.

Līga Smilga, the newly appointed Deputy Minister for Avian Well-being, emphasized the serious strain on the city's pigeons. 'Pigeons are more than just cooing companions; they're integral to the cultural fabric of Riga. But their round-the-clock duties have pushed them to the brink. Introducing the 'Paizies' zones will allow them the rest they so desperately need,' she announced at a press conference while casually shooing a tired-looking pigeon off the lectern.

The 'Paizies' zones will be equipped with plush perches, tiny hammocks, and miniature murals of local legends, designed to lull the pigeons into a deep, restorative slumber. Funding for these zones has been secured through a combination of local taxation and a generous grant from the European Union's Pigeon Protection Programme.

Not everyone is delighted with the plan, however. Dita Zīlīte, leader of the grassroots organization People Against Pigeon Pampering (PAPP), voiced her concerns: 'This is a waste of our resources. Since when did pigeons start needing special treatment? Next, they'll be demanding spa days and gourmet breadcrumbs!' Observers noted that Zīlīte's protest was drowned out by approving coos from an audience of steadfast pigeons positioned strategically above the demonstration.

For their part, the pigeons have remained largely silent, although a brief press release was issued from an undisclosed rooftop location. It thanked the council for 'finally recognizing our plight,' and expressed hopes for 'more understanding from our human counterparts.'

Riga residents appear divided. One local shopkeeper, Jānis Vilks, expressed mild support: 'After all, we Latvians love our naps. If it's good enough for us, it's good enough for them, right? Plus, maybe they'll stop congregating outside my storefront to catch a quick power nap on my awning.'

'Paizies' zones are set to be rolled out by early spring next year, ready to coincide with migrating pigeons returning from their winter retreats in southern Europe, who will surely appreciate a comfortable place to rest. As everyone eagerly awaits the effects of this unwonted initiative, Riga's pigeons can rest easier knowing that soon, a soft spot will be theirs to share in every square and park throughout the city.