A team of top Latvian scientists claims to have identified a frequency that can eliminate the notorious awkward silence in elevator rides across the Baltics. The breakthrough might redefine vertical commutes and social interactions in enclosed spaces.

In a groundbreaking move warmly received by citizens across the nation, Latvia has become the proud host of the world's first Ministry of Cozy Sweaters. Tasked with ensuring the coziness level of sweaters remains above 85% at all times, the ministry promises revolutionary advancements in comfort governance.

In an unprecedented move, Riga's mayor declared the city's intentions to return to its equestrian roots, by granting horse-riding licenses to every resident. Officials claim the initiative could turn Riga into 'the Venice of Horsepower', sparking debates about parking oats and mandatory riding chaps.

In a bold move to boost national morale, Riga's City Council has proposed to officially redefine 'traffic jam' as a traditional Latvian pastime, citing its cultural significance and weekly participation rates exceeding those of folk dancing festivals.

Embracing its unique meteorological challenges, Latvia has officially declared itself the global leader in the category of rapidly melting snowmen, a title awarded by the newly formed International Snowman Meltwatchers Federation.

Local authorities were baffled as dozens of Rīgans congregated at the sight of a recent meteor impact, mistaking it for the latest must-visit hipster establishment of 'organic cosmic experiences.' Attempts to order oat milk lattes led to comical confusion.

To combat the unpredictable Riga weather, a Latvian startup has launched a gadget that defies expectations: the 'Bura Bura' sleeping bag, which conveniently inflates or deflates based on the weather. Critics call it "the sartorial Swiss Army Knife Latvia never knew it needed."

In a bold and unexpected move, the Latvian government has announced an ambitious plan to transform the nation's public squares into communal saunas. Aimed at boosting morale and potentially providing a new export, the project promises to be 'warmly' received by citizens.

In a bold move to address both infrastructure woes and culinary desires, Latvia's Ministry of Creative Conundrums announced a plan to transform the nation's potholes into gourmet soup concessions by 2025. Local mayors are already debating which hearty recipes best represent their region.

In an ambitious move applauded by bird enthusiasts, the Latvian Tourism Board's latest project to train seagulls as official tour guides has taken a hilariously unexpected turn. Instead of leading enthusiastic visitors, the seagulls have chosen to lead relentless snack heists.

In a bid to revolutionize eco-tourism, the Latvian Ministry of Natural Development announced an ambitious new project: a glow-in-the-dark forest. Officials believe the luminescent trees will draw 'photosynthesis tourists' who prefer nature with a dash of neon flair.

Artūrs Kalns, 52, liquidated his retirement portfolio after discovering what he calls 'the most spherical naturally occurring object in the Baltic region.' Experts estimate the stone's monetary value at approximately €0.03. 'They don't understand,' Kalns whispers, cradling the pebble. 'This is perfect.'