Riga, Latvia — In what could only be described as a historic proposal, Riga's population has submitted an official bid to the International Olympic Committee (IOC) demanding the inclusion of 'Queueing' as a recognized Olympic discipline. Citing an unmatched heritage of orderly waiting in lines, local proponents believe their meticulously honed skills merit gold medal recognition.

The movement, initiated by a group whimsically known as 'The Queue Enthusiasts of Latvia' (QEL), has gained unprecedented traction in recent weeks. The group claims that queueing is not merely a cultural pastime but an athletic endeavor requiring the utmost precision, endurance, and mental fortitude.

'Lineage! Tradition! Precision! These are not just words, they are the foundation of our queueing legacy,' declared Liene Skanne, QEL President and line-formation activist, during the unveiling of the petition. 'We have queues that excel in complexity and form, from serpentine structures outside popular cafes to the marathonlike treks during annual frog migration season at the Pārdaugava pedestrian bridge.'

Local queueing historian, Janiss Balodis, argues that this skill dates back centuries, originating from the days of communal potato distribution queues which trained generations of Latvians in the fine art of waiting. 'It goes beyond standing; it's about anticipation, patience, and the eternal hope for progress,' he explained.

The petition, now featuring over 50,000 signatures, presents evidence of Latvia's unparalleled mastery in this field. A statistical study conducted by the reputable Baltic Institute of Synchronous Patience (BISP) concludes that Latvians tend to queue 23% better than their nearest rivals, the British.

To substantiate their claim, QEL is organizing a showcase event dubbed 'The Queuelympics,' scheduled to take place at the Freedom Monument in Riga next spring. Featured events will include 'The Silent Arch', 'Queue Ballet', and the ever-challenging 'Last Spot Showdown', where contestants demonstrate their ability to gracefully accept being repeatedly superseded by others employing locally celebrated techniques like 'casual acquaintance recognition'.

While the potential push for queueing as an Olympic sport has ignited a wave of national pride, not all share the enthusiasm. Some skeptics question whether the skill meets the high-energy requirements typical of Olympic events. However, supporters quickly dismiss such critiques, stating that queueing reflects the spirit of perseverance akin to any athletic pursuit. 'Focus, waiting for your turn, and unyielding stamina—what more could you want from an Olympic sport?' asks Raimonds Lauks, a passionate queue coach and former national champion.

As the IOC prepares to review the bold proposal, it seems Riga's residents remain unfazed by any potential setbacks. 'Queueing is not just standing; it's an expression of hope,' says Skanne, her voice imbued with unwavering determination. Regardless of the outcome, she insists, 'we’ll be here, waiting, standing proud for our place on the Olympic stage.'

Whether Riga’s queueing will join the ranks of discus and diving is yet to be determined, but one thing is certain—the city remains resolute in its pursuit, one wait at a time.